1. I use baby wipes for everything. And I mean everything. 2. I sniff butts. For "poo checks." 3. I have random diapers (unused!) in the bottom of my purse. 4. I've caught spit up in my hand more times than I can count. And chewed food. 5. I watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse when my kids aren't home. And Handy Manny. And I get too involved in the episodes, talking back to the TV and … [Continue reading...]